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| − | == Welcome to Jimbo's<ref>[ | + | == Welcome to Jimbo's<ref>[http://straightrazorplace.com/members/jimbo.html Jimbo's SRP Member Page]</ref> Wiki page! == |
Welcome to the Wiki's home of the gormless twit! But don't let Jimbo fool you. Though he is quite the comic, he occasionally reveals maturity beyond his many, many years. | Welcome to the Wiki's home of the gormless twit! But don't let Jimbo fool you. Though he is quite the comic, he occasionally reveals maturity beyond his many, many years. | ||
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Word! | Word! | ||
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Yes! | Yes! | ||
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I am also working on the "Ball Bra", but that is something for another thread. | I am also working on the "Ball Bra", but that is something for another thread. | ||
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Oh sure - my dog reads.... | Oh sure - my dog reads.... | ||
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Milly, on the other hand, is barely literate. We call her Claudia (Schiffer - brains) or Alexandre (Dumas - dumbass) but not to her face - she is a little touchy. We will probably stop doing that once she reaches 5th grade reading level. | Milly, on the other hand, is barely literate. We call her Claudia (Schiffer - brains) or Alexandre (Dumas - dumbass) but not to her face - she is a little touchy. We will probably stop doing that once she reaches 5th grade reading level. | ||
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== On Self-discovery == | == On Self-discovery == | ||
Gormless Twit (academic variety) | Gormless Twit (academic variety) | ||
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== On Being an Opportunist == | == On Being an Opportunist == | ||
Screw the next generation man! They're out to screw us. Get in while the getting's good! | Screw the next generation man! They're out to screw us. Get in while the getting's good! | ||
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== On the Proposed Reputation System, Thanks, and +1 == | == On the Proposed Reputation System, Thanks, and +1 == | ||
Now I am just confused | Now I am just confused | ||
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Respect. | Respect. | ||
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This is just a suggestion, but I do think we would sell more calenders if they depicted naked members holding strategically-placed razors. The theme could be "Member's Meat Choppers" | This is just a suggestion, but I do think we would sell more calenders if they depicted naked members holding strategically-placed razors. The theme could be "Member's Meat Choppers" | ||
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I'd buy that!! | I'd buy that!! | ||
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I have found that if you use talcum powder *before* getting into the suit there is less chafing. The air holes are usually under the chin strap. Having a safety word is highly recommended. Make sure the harness is attached securely to the roof - it is probably best to get a professional in for that. | I have found that if you use talcum powder *before* getting into the suit there is less chafing. The air holes are usually under the chin strap. Having a safety word is highly recommended. Make sure the harness is attached securely to the roof - it is probably best to get a professional in for that. | ||
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Talk to the friendly folks at Mr Gimpy's Gimp and CV joint Emporium. They'll get you on the right track. | Talk to the friendly folks at Mr Gimpy's Gimp and CV joint Emporium. They'll get you on the right track. | ||
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== More on Reputation == | == More on Reputation == | ||
I welcome the ability to, at a glance, assess someone's character and importance visually. Marking people with boxes is, I think, entirely appropriate for this purpose. | I welcome the ability to, at a glance, assess someone's character and importance visually. Marking people with boxes is, I think, entirely appropriate for this purpose. | ||
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I for one intend to shun anyone with a poor reputation. One cannot be too careful about who one consorts with in today's world. Leper!! | I for one intend to shun anyone with a poor reputation. One cannot be too careful about who one consorts with in today's world. Leper!! | ||
| − | James.<ref>[ | + | James.<ref>[http://straightrazorplace.com/280932-post32.html SRP Forums]</ref> |
== On Wiki Domination == | == On Wiki Domination == | ||
Once again your spectacular aura (which is about - I've seen it about) shines through Lee! That is an excellent idea. We shall wait.....bide our time, if you will.....watching in the shadows......and then....POUNCE!!! Let them have their competition, keep them occupied with "Hams and Plaques". All the while, we will be collecting, collating, categorising, condensing, coding, coalescing, and critiquing (and maybe counting) in the background. | Once again your spectacular aura (which is about - I've seen it about) shines through Lee! That is an excellent idea. We shall wait.....bide our time, if you will.....watching in the shadows......and then....POUNCE!!! Let them have their competition, keep them occupied with "Hams and Plaques". All the while, we will be collecting, collating, categorising, condensing, coding, coalescing, and critiquing (and maybe counting) in the background. | ||
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PS - I have only put one page on the Wiki so far - why does everyone seem to think I am an integral part of the Wiki? I will be - but not yet gentlemen. Not yet. But mark my words...the day will come when men (and women, but mainly men and perhaps one or two women - maybe more, who can say in this modern day and age?) will see the name Jimbo, and tremble in Wikidatation. One day, the Wiki will be MINE!!! | PS - I have only put one page on the Wiki so far - why does everyone seem to think I am an integral part of the Wiki? I will be - but not yet gentlemen. Not yet. But mark my words...the day will come when men (and women, but mainly men and perhaps one or two women - maybe more, who can say in this modern day and age?) will see the name Jimbo, and tremble in Wikidatation. One day, the Wiki will be MINE!!! | ||
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== References == | == References == | ||
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